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28/05/07: Big Pink Burger

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Big Pink Burger: 100% Gay Beef Guaranteed!

Ask yourself this question, are you homophobic? Of course you aren't, that would be a ridiculous position to take! Therefore would you be happy eating gay meat? What difference could there possibly be (it's possible I guess that it's actually leaner than hetrosexual beef as homosexual cows spend more time in the gym don't they)?

I can think of one group of people who might have a problem with this concept though: RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS like for instance Fundamentalist Christians or Catholics. As they view homosexuality as an abomination before God and damn them to eternal hell, I would imagine that they would go out of their way to avoid the Big Pink Burger brand at all costs. I would think that the average fundamentalist christian redneck would choke on his rump steak if he believed for a moment that any homosexual bull sperm had come within 100 miles of it. But wait a moment, if this is true, then what steps are they currently taking to ensure they are not eating gay beef? Because it is a known fact that homosexual acts occur in the animal kingdom (see this article in National Geographic).

By the way, the ever forgiving (and recently demised) Jerry Falwell had this to say on September 13th 2001 about 9/11:
"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked...I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle...I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen."
Pat Robertson was in the studio and said Amen to that!!!

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